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You are in a unique position to be at the forefront of the revolutionary continent-spanning happening!
Where? -- Los Angeles Union Station (810 N Alameda St.Los Angeles, CA 90012), in the Waiting Room (the main room).
When? -- This Sunday, October 25, 2009. 12:45 PM Pacific.
What will happen? -- Please arrive at Los Angeles Union Station no later than 12:45 PM. Enter the station casually and make your way to the Waiting Room. If you have arrived as part of a group, you are not to act as though you know one another. If you encounter other people you recognize, do not act like you know them. Take an open seat, read, listen to music, or strike up conversation in twos and threes. Dress however you normally would. Keep close track of your watch, and make sure that it has been set accurately. At exactly 1:00 PM, stop whatever you are doing and stand up. Immediately begin repeating the word "anakaretor" in a moderately loud voice. If, before 1:00 PM, someone else in the station begins saying "anakaretor," you must immediately stand up and join them. Repeat the word exactly 30 times, with 1 second pauses in between. Try to keep in time with those around you.
Anakaretor is pronounced (on a car ETT or), or (änä*kä*RET*or).
After you have repeated the word "anakaretor" exactly 30 times, go back about your business as though nothing had happened, and eventually make your way slowly and casually out of the station. Across the street from the station, at the corner of N Los Angeles Street and N Alameda Street, you will find near the corner a sign labeled "El Pueblo de Los Angeles Historical Monument. This is the corner you want. You will proceed up the steps at this corner and find yourself in an roughly circular garden. In the garden, the meaning and purpose of this happening will be begin to be made clear to you, especially if you are very observant.
How long will this take? -- The whole happening, from arriving at Union Station to leaving the garden across the street should not be more than half an hour of your time.
What's in it for me? -- You have a rare opportunity to be a part of a revolutionary, continent-spanning happening, and you'll have a very interesting story to tell for the rest of your life.
Is this for some weird cult or political statement? -- Absolutely not. While we are unable to more fully reveal the details, we can let you know that this happening is designed to produce a shocking scene for hundreds of candid spectators and reveal a revolutionary new puzzle that will redefine social media and change the way that people look at the future by instilling a new sense of curiosity and interest in creative problem solving.
How do I sign up? -- Simply reply to bvigenere@gmail.com with your name and gender. Please feel free to bring up to 10 friends to this event, but we must insist that they also read these instructions carefully. We look forward to seeing you at Union Station!
Sincerely yours,
The Organizers
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